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Guy Kawasaki’s TOP 6 Funny Quotes
December 4, 2007

1.  “I am not your typical moderator.” – when asked why he was asking the tough questions. 
2. “You have to make love to the microphone.” – to Rahul Lahiri of Ask when he could not be heard clearly on the microphone. 
3. “Janitors in Google are millionaires so, Matt, you go first.” – to Matt Cutts of Google. (He wanted to set the order of asking questions based on the net worth of the individuals on the panel.) 
4. “It’s a Microsoft microphone!” – to Eytan Seidman of MSN Search when he complained about his microphone malfunctioning. 
5. “You are full of shit.” – to Matt Cutts on his lame definition of how Page Rank works. 
6. “Finally, something worth writing down.” – to the panel when they clarified that using – is better than using _  when naming URLs. 

Thanks, Guy, for the much needed comedy!